Commuter Carnage

Get to the job site. Wreck everything in your way.

You're a contractor with one service call, a van full of tools and a GPS that has no idea where it's going. Every reroute throws you into a new detour: freeway, downtown, rural back roads, tunnels. Beat the clock to the customer's door, and pick up enough road rage along the way to make traffic regret it.

What you do

• On Call: 8 detours, one clock per leg. Hit the fork early and choose the fast lane or the crate run. Points stack until you win or get totaled.
• Road Rage: fill the meter by trading paint, then ram, flip off and blast your way through commuters, cyclists and road crews.
• Weapons: grab pickups for hood machine guns, a roof cannon, nitro and energy drinks.
• Cops: cruisers set roadblocks, PIT you and shoot from the passenger window. If they total you, you're busted.
• Free Drive: earn cash, hit the garage and upgrade the van.

Controls

W/S or Up/Down for gas and brake, A/D to steer, Shift for nitro, H to honk, F to flip off, C for the cannon, P to pause. Touch controls on mobile.

A work of satire. All characters and events are fictional. Don't drive like this.